I hate my wife
 

We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

fuck her brains out.

ROFL ROFL Shoot her. ROFL

Divorce

Sometimes the truth really hurts.

Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

:spock:

Well stated.

what a rotten thing to say :shake: tell her to STFU

Be sure she reads this thread and understands the impact of her words worldwide.

its reach around time.

Pure evil

Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.

ROFL

no austrailian kisses for 6 months.