There is no marriage
 

The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

That's harsh. Been there done that. It turned me into a cold hearted SOB. I hope you fair better than I did.

Sorry to hear that. But, better it happen now than after the wedding, right?

just keep telling yourself that





ROFL ROFL

My wife is just using me for the sex.

Trust me, if she is what you say she is, and all she did was use you for sex, you got the best deal possible.

You don't want to be married to someone like that, but at least you tapped it while you had the chance...

Oh, BTW, you may want to reconsider the "would do anything for her" part.

She has to use you for something, and it's not like you have any money... :D

You hear that gochiefs? Lil' Roy got pussy. What did you do?

As is mine using me for sex. Well, the sperm, anyway. Oh, and the money.

Phobia's wife is just using me for sex too....

Dear god. Don't ask that question. What if he replies with, "The cat."

He jacked off in his mom's basement again with the Sear's catalog as his motivation.

You've been engaged before, yes?

Ah damn we was tappin it 24/7

My god never heard a woman scream so hard before in her life, lol.