I'm calling out the new night crew
 

You guys suck. No poop threads, nothing. Here I am, trying to be entertained for 15 or 20 minutes before I crash and you guys let me down. It's pathetic.

What has become of the once proud night crew?

We became lackadaisical

I was busy looking a porn.

We lack daisy chains.

Oh apparently Mecca is on the ball.

I'm trying to get some good wake up music.

I didnt Know we were on night crew time already

I'm getting older. Anything past 9:30 is night time.

Some people go to bed early......damn old codgers.

Same here; I thought night crew time started at around 11:45.

However, my last poop was roughly the size and shape of my colon and had to plunge in order to dispose of it. :D

Thank you.

A buddy of mine would tell you that's what you get for taking an industrial crap in a residential toilet.

Oh that's nothing, I was at my parents house the other day. My 15 year old sister took a shit so bad, the smell floated out of the bathroom and stunk up the entire house. It smelled like someone died in the bathroom and had been there for a week.

I didn't think women took dumps. :shrug:

ROFLROFLROFL

I could really go for a nice ear of corn on the cob right now.