Whatever you do, DON'T SHOOT THE PUPPY!
 

Just if you have some time to waste...
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I haven't seen you around here since you were a teenager.

Yeah...I had to work on some things.

Like driving...and dental hygiene?

Woah... isn't Slayer heading off to college pretty soon?

Man, I feel old

You kidding? I'd rather walk the two miles to civilization than pay $2.30 for gas...

Hell, that's still .60 cheaper than what I pay.....

So you finally underwent that industrial strength teeth cleaning?

So, how do you play the game?

I've wasted about all the time I plan on without some sort of instructions.

While I'm strongly in favor of capitalism and all of its results, I'm also in favor of consumers finding other methods/places if they don't like the way things are going. Want cheap products? WalMart. Want employees who can tell you about the products at the expense of a little more cash? Ma & Pop stores.

You can't move the mouse or press any buttons until the START button comes back...the game will keep trying to use tricks to get you to take an action, but the first thing you do will cause the gun to shoot the puppy.

So basically...nothing ever happens.

Long time no see, welcome back. :D

So I see you were there to witness some of the work...

Yes, yes I was.