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tommykat 04-20-2006 09:07 PM

Buy Gasoline like eggs....
 
Buy Gasoline like eggs

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two doze at a time.

One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are .76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "the price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly."

This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. I checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business.

The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on. As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there.

He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs. Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "cakes and baking for the holiday." The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc happen.


This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man says "there must be something we can do about the price of eggs." He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs. Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs. Maybe wouldn't need any all week.

The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs and would not need any for at least two weeks. At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs.

To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price. The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free."

The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again. The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time." "Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again."

The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers. They liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, them chickens just kept on laying.

Finally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents. The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "When the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."

Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers. The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for.

Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while. And them chickens kept on laying.


Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn't sell. The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price. And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.

Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry. What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled to the pump. The dealers tanks would stay semi full all the time. The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms. The tank farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the Middle East.

Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up. You may have to stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down. Think about it.

As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas, that leaves my tank a little under half full. The way prices are jumping around, you can buy gas for $2.65 a gallon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.

Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station, no cigarettes, no bread, milk or chewing gum, don't give them any more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down.. Oh, some folks may not see this message. Can you afford to print 10 at a time and pass them out where you buy gas? If you can afford more, you may think of putting them on windshields at the mall.

Makes sense to me, how about you? Everyone should read this and send it on! Then when it works, you can say "hey, I helped bring the price back down!"




RON GRIEP


:hmmm: A thought at least.

Simplex3 04-20-2006 09:15 PM

ROFL

Yeah, nothing has changed in oil. Oh, except one little thing:









Increased demand in India and China with no increase in supply.

The only, and I mean ONLY, ways we can reduce the price are:

1. Stop using as much, or in other words, DECREASE DEMAND.

2. Drill for more, or in other words, INCREASE SUPPLY.

I wish this was rocket science. At least then I could explain away why our entire country is having such a huge problem figuring this out.

Dunit35 04-20-2006 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
ROFL

Yeah, nothing has changed in oil. Oh, except one little thing:









Increased demand in India and China with no increase in supply.

The only, and I mean ONLY, ways we can reduce the price are:

1. Stop using as much, or in other words, DECREASE DEMAND.

2. Drill for more, or in other words, INCREASE SUPPLY.

I wish this was rocket science. At least then I could explain away why our entire country is having such a huge problem figuring this out.

Yep, I was watching a show about it earlier and they said the exact same thing you did. Stop using so much and the price will go down.

Bugeater 04-20-2006 09:25 PM

I'm not going on a vacation this year, you can all thank me when the gas price drops $0.00000000000000000000001/gal in July.

Hydrae 04-20-2006 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I wish this was rocket science. At least then I could explain away why our entire country is having such a huge problem figuring this out.


You mean the same country that reelected an idiot to the White House?

Hydrae 04-20-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I'm not going on a vacation this year, you can all thank me when the gas price drops $0.00000000000000000000001/gal in July.


Sorry, I have to (and I do mean have to!) go to Oregon, load up a U-Haul and drive back to Texas in June. So much for that part of the price going down.


But hey, I get 30 MPG in my car and only drive 3-400 miles a month! :thumb:

Simplex3 04-20-2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae
You mean the same country that reelected an idiot to the White House?

It was that or the pu**y liar. Preceeded by the adulterous liar, preceeded by the dimwit father of the dimwit. Not to mention the freaks, race-baiters, Klan members, drunken killers, and other assorted jackasses in Congress. For a super-power we sure do elect a ton of f**kups. I can tell you with certainty that govt. is not what makes this country great.

mcan 04-20-2006 09:33 PM

This is ludicrous...


It's the same logic as telling your kid to drink half a glass of milk twice a day instead of a whole glass of milk once a day, and convincing them that they are drinking less milk...


The oil companies don't care how SLOWLY you fill your tank, if you're driving the same amount. In fact, filling up your car slower insures that you will be paying the highest possible prices all the time. When the price goes up, you go the pump and fill up HALF your tank. Then the price goes up again, and you fill up the rest... :rolleyes:

Here's a thought. CAR POOL. GET A BIKE. WALK. BUY A CAR THAT GETS BETTER MILEAGE.

Simplex3 04-20-2006 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mcan
Here's a thought. CAR POOL. GET A BIKE. WALK. BUY A CAR THAT GETS BETTER MILEAGE.

Let's make sure we keep the message focused to a sound bite to help the average American. This should be boiled down to:

Decrease demand.

Bugeater 04-20-2006 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Let's make sure we keep the message focused to a sound bite to help the average American. This should be boiled down to:

Decrease demand.

Those are still complicated words with a lot of letters.

Simplex3 04-20-2006 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Those are still complicated words with a lot of letters.

"Buy less or make more"?

Skip Towne 04-20-2006 09:40 PM

This guy is dead on correct. My best friend just retired from Phillips Petroleum Co. (now Conoco Phillips) after 36 years with them. During the "shortage" of the early '70's he told me that half the gasoline reserves of the US resided in the fuel tank of John Q. Public. Quit warehousing it for them. I know it is inconvenient, do it any way. Never fill your tank more than half full. (or I'll kill you)

Hydrae 04-20-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
"Buy less or make more"?


"Shit or get off the pot"



Oh wait, not sure that applies here. Sigh

el borracho 04-20-2006 09:54 PM

I hear that the average American drives about 10,000 miles per year. If on average we are getting 20 miles per gallon that means an average American uses approximately 500 gallons of gas per year. Now I figure if everyone who gets this chain letter e-mail kills 10 Americans each of us can decrease consumption by 5,000 gallons per year!!! Think about it and pass this on to everyone you know!!

007 04-20-2006 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Let's make sure we keep the message focused to a sound bite to help the average American. This should be boiled down to:

Decrease demand.


What is the damn love affair with gas guzzling SUVs anyway. :cuss:


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