What does your dad (and/or mom) do for a living?
 

My dad was an MD in a small Kansas town. My mom raised 5 kids. Sorry if this is a repost.

My Dad repaired Clevis hitches.

retired professor, university administrator.

Was his name Clyde?

No, that be his brother. My Dad's name is Slim.

My dad made 100-post threads for a living

Mom is a respitory therapist. Dad is an entrapanuer...former owner of Universal Homecare...current owner of Lunar Bowl and also actice in commercial real estate.

ROFL

Mom worked for Division of Employment Security. Dad filed bogus claims.

My dad was an electrician. My mom a bookeeper. They think I am the smartest, most successful person alive because I went to college and now make good dough.

They are my biggest fans, aren't moms and dads great!?

I'm surprised to learn that you know who your dad is.

My Dad is an E.R. Doc

Why is that? Unlike when you were born, language existed and people kept records at the time of Bob Dole's birth.

Popa drove a truck nearly all his life. You know, it drove Moma crazy bein' a trucker's wife.

dad - park ranger
mom - teacher