Anyone versed in corporate law?
 

I know we have some attorneys here on the planet. I need some advice. If any one of you don't mind answering a legal question for me, please send me an IM.

The answer is yes, telling your admin to sit in your lap and you'll give her a raise is sexual harrassment.

ROFL I'm screwed. Shit. Poor choice of words.

especially if, at work, you refer to yourself as "Mr. Flopnuts"

That would cause her to bring out the "nuthooks".

You expensed the lapdances, didn't cha?

The Lapdances were Comped on the house.... it was all that damn blow and X that he charged to the Corperate Credit card thats going to get him

Law? Ty Law? We singed Ty Law!

I don't know that tune but if you hum a few bars I'll kick yer ****in teef in. ;)

Mr. Flopnuts, have you been making prank calls to the Vatican on your supervisors line again?