The kid who rakes my leaves is retiring
 

lil terd...tells me last week hes not doing it this year

It's not that fact that he's announcing his retirement that pisses me off... It's the fact that he waited until right before the fall raking season.

Is his name Willie?

Cash

thats how he always wanted the check made out

The wear and tear of raking obviously is more than his body can take at this stage of his career