20 in 60, how to?
 

So, I'm leaving on my 10 day jaunt to Amsterdam, Moscow, and now I have added Helsinki and Talinn, Estonia. I need to drop 20 pounds in 60 days, 65 actually.

Other than inducing vomiting, drinking turpentine, Doing Cocaine til I die, not eating and other terribly unhealthy things - are there any good suggestions out there from any of you to achieve this goal?

I eat about 2200 calories a day, currently, and haven't eaten fried foods in more than 6 months. I walk every day but have a hard time with the strength training, as I have really painful arthritis in my shoulders, knees and feet. I walk alot but I don't think it is helping much.

Anyway, just asking,
thanks in advance :thumb:

Is there a weight limit on the plane or something?

anti freeze is the new diet everyones raving bout

Eat less calories. **** till you can't **** no more.

If anti-freeze is not in the cards, I'd recommend amputation.

Lot's of sex excersise works.... I heard it burns quit afew calories if done in 120 degree heat...

You must increase your metabolic rate and lower your caloric intake

Put an arm in a subway door?

If it wasn't for all that water between here and there --- you could pull a Forest Gump and jog over there....

Paddleboat? :shrug:

No, no - I just would like to drop 20 pounds for my trip - I have a feeling I will be much more active, and I think that 20 less pounds might add some energy

Just watch footage of Jordan Black over and over and over...you'll never want to eat again

no shit, problem is though - it will make me want to drink more, not good

it's not the skill
it's the will

or take a rasp to your tongue

Get some fake ID's and donate blood 3 or 4 times a day.