My 8 year old got his first kiss
 

...yes. I was a little horrified, I guess because he's still "my baby" in so many ways. He claims she initiated and it was on the cheek only. Funny thing is that's the exact same thing Nasium said about the babysitter.

So you're announcing to the world that your son is a late bloomer?

That sound you hear, is not the wind seeping through your windows

I was four I think. It was just a "play" kiss but it still counts!

Good stuff

I'm not convinced it was his first. It's the first he will admit to however.

Apparently, he likes fat bottomed girls.

So what fraction of GoChiefs' first kiss age is that?

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my luxury,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

Most men do. They just don't admit to it.

Fat bottomed girls are a lot like mopeds.

LMAO I'm just thankful this is true.

congrats you and your son have a relationship where he can tell you these kind of things.

I also hope the said act wasn't with a priest.

(I'm prolly going to hell for posting that)

You're certain it was with a female? So many boys raised by single mothers bat for the other team these days....

I've met her. She's an older woman of 10. She's kind of ugly though, she may be a tranny? NTTAWWT

You should have a party to commemorate the event. Pass out joints and hire the 10 year old to dance topless. Molest a few of his friends.

All the cool moms are doing it.

More proof that 8 year old girls should not have sleep overs with 8 year old boys.