Is there a worse candy than Dots?
 

My wife bought these to give to our friends one-year-old daughter for Halloween. When I informed her eating Dots would most likely lead to the death of a one-year-old kid I ended up with them. Boy howdy do these things suck.

No. I like them. I mean, I like them enough to pillage my kid's stash once a year. I wouldn't spend money on them or anything, but....

Tootsie Rolls

Anything that mixes peanut butter and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.

The Tootsie company is the maker of Dots.

Now it's all starting to make sense...

Stop that crazy talk.

Blasphemy

Fixed your post.

worst candy, hands down, is circus peanuts. those things are just wrong!!

That's funny, your avatar reminds me of circus peanuts.

Dots are reclaimed animal by-product, just like Jello. Ever see that gooey gelatin in the bottom of the pan after the Thanksgiving Turkey has been in the fridge? Turkey flavored gelatin; same basic product as Dots. A few years ago some kids got food poisoning from Jello, because of it's animal origin.

I just remembered, when I used to work at Walgreen's we sold Crows, which were basically an all black licorece version of Dots. It wouldn't be hard to convince me they were made from the shits of Satan.

Sinner! Mounds are the evidence of God on Earth. If they handed those out instead of wafers at that Catholic thing, I'd become a Catholic.

ROFL that couldn't be more true, what assclown doesn't like circus peanuts?!!