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Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun!
The Defendant: Mecca
The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel) |
BURN HIM! BURN HIM!
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Guilty!
Death Sentance! The Jury (at least one of them) has spoken! |
I quit.
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YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW! WE ONLY HAVE 11 MORE JURORS TO CONVINCE!!! You work the courtroom, I'll work the Jury in the chambers. This conviction is like a Gimme for you! |
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(Banging gavel)
Order in the court! Order in the court! |
dodged Jury duty YET AGAIN....
Which answer threw me out of pool....just curious. |
I quit.
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Well this trial has gone to shit. I give up. Hang the ****er.
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ROFL
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We the jury are running up a MONUMENTAL room service & porn bill while you, the servants of our fine city, dawdle........
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Your honor. He is a voice of reason in a sea of homers. All charges should be dropped!
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I refuse to participate in this simulation until the bomber thing is completed.
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