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He just left my house.

Mother ****er jacked all my shit!! I called the cops but they didn't believe me.

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Was he driving a green sleigh this year? Because there's one in my driveway and someone has locked themself and a herd of reindeer in my attic. They won't ****ing come out until I get them a sack of rocks. I called the police and they told me they could care less.

ROFL awesome.

I'm going to show that to my little nieces and nephews tomorrow. lol, just kidding

Crack rocks?

The cops don't care. So much for serving and protecting. I need a gun.

Might I suggest the Sig Saur .45? It has proved to be very accurate and reliable when killing the three perps in the last 12 years.....

You think it'll kill an elf?

What about that gay one Hermy?

.....Santa and the stupid reindeer too.......

ROFL

Herm does look like an elf.

But it's OKAYYY

That'll teach them to rob me on Christmas!!!

fuggers......

Drill them good bro'.....

pop rocks.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...3/Poprocks.jpg

HE STILL ****ING UP THERE. He had a hooker come through the the roof via helicopter and the damn bitch brought a loud ass stereo. Least they could do is stop looping Jingle Bells, it gets old after three hours of trying tot sleep through it.