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teedubya 01-10-2007 12:48 PM

Chiefs Jokes Redrum's Mom emailed me...
 
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

BigRedChief 01-10-2007 12:53 PM

Triple repost in the last 24 hours but I'll give you a break because you do let me use the coolest avatar on the board.

FAX 01-10-2007 12:54 PM

I think they're much funnier this time around.

Thanks for posting, Mr. Ari Chi3fs.

FAX

teedubya 01-10-2007 02:13 PM

heh, since the Chiefs playoff debachle, i have spent like 20 minutes total here. heh.

Sorry, ya'll.

Fish 01-10-2007 02:31 PM

This one is really making the rounds..... I've seen it here 3 or 4 times.... and I've gotten it e-mailed to me about 7 times...

Buck 12-15-2007 07:11 PM

Bump.

blueballs 12-15-2007 08:10 PM

Cro started the colored play sand craze
though the original red was a bit gory


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