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88TG88 01-23-2007 09:15 PM
How would NFL scouts describe you
 
check out some descriptions of incoming senior bowl players. If you were invited to play, and they were describing you, what comments would they put next to you?

no lying to try and make yourself sound great (gochiefs )

heres some examples
Quote:
Rufus Alexander V-shape and thick up top.
Dallas Baker 6030 203 35 3/4 9 7/8 Flab around the gut.
Justin Blalock 6033 331 33 1/2 10 1/4 Big rear end but sloppy on top.
Buster Davis 5093 244 31 1/8 10 1/2 Stout and built like a stump.
Dustin Fry 6023 326 33 1/8 9 3/4 Mr. Jiggles.
Quentin Moses 6047 249 33 1/2 9 1/2 Flat chested and soft.
Chase Pittman 6044 272 32 3/4 10 7/8 Small spare tire and no chest.
DeMarcus Tyler 6021 323 33 9 3/4 Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".
Dwayne Bowe 6022 222 33 1/4 9 1/2 Built like a linebacker.

Zebedee DuBois 01-23-2007 09:17 PM
Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.

Simplex3 01-23-2007 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois
Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.
...and old. Oh, and his knees make more noise than a 68' pickup.

siberian khatru 01-23-2007 09:18 PM
Very white. A poor man's poor man's Jordan Black.

Bugeater 01-23-2007 09:21 PM
Tall, long arms and slower than molasses. Beer gut developing as well. Did I mention slow?

2112 01-23-2007 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Tall, long arms and slower than molasses. Beer gut developing as well. Did I mention slow?
You're carrying too much fire wood..Bugeater has lost his burst.

Extra Point 01-23-2007 09:24 PM
Deep snapper beyond comparison!

88TG88 01-23-2007 09:25 PM
heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend

siberian khatru 01-23-2007 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Point
Deep snapper beyond comparison!
That would be Redrum's mom.

milkman 01-23-2007 09:25 PM
Lost his burst.

2112 01-23-2007 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
milkman HAS NOT Lost his burst.
FYP :thumb:

chuxtrux 01-23-2007 09:27 PM
likes tuna
plays well with other cats

Extra Point 01-23-2007 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88
heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend
Your girlfriend must be very proud!

big nasty kcnut 01-23-2007 09:28 PM
Crazy smart but got small hands.

milkman 01-23-2007 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88
heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend
[Your girlfriend]You'd better be "wonderlic" if you're a shrimp.[/Your girlfriend]


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