Where is the best place to take a dump in the Metro area
 

Mexican, Chinese, Buger King & ice cream can make you need to go, bad

Your wife's chest.

it's cedar

redrum's mom's mouth.

Ask Tubgirl.

Carl Peterson's lawn

:shake:

A restroom.

Since I dont live around you guys, but really enjoy poop threads, I am asking permission to semi-hijack this thread.

In a semi-related subject........I took a dump this morning, and it was a nice healthy dump. However, when I leaned through my legs to see what I had just done, I saw something that was slightly disturbing........Instead of a really big long turd, or a pool of diahrea, it was just a pile of what looked like someone had just dumped a bag of top soil into the bowl. Has anyone ever had this? It was like my ass couldnt make up its mind if it wanted to lay a turd or have full fledged diahrea. This was new to me.

And it goes without saying that this left quite the turd stain on the bottom of the bowl......which certain someone will have fun cleaning up.

Brandt-Leland Investments.

on somebody's porch

I like to use a Glad flex garbage bag. After I collect enough in the bag I will drop it off at the sorority house next door. It's nice because I can use the bag anywhere.

somebody read the 10 pm thread :)