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Woman injured when SUV hits turkey in KCK

Authorities took a 35-year-old Manhattan, Kan., woman to a hospital this morning after the sport utility vehicle she was driving struck a turkey in Kansas City, Kan.

Cecilia J. Russell was northbound on Interstate 435 about 9:15 a.m. when she hit the bird just north of Leavenworth Road.

Russell was wearing a seatbelt. The extent of her injuries was not immediately available.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/16902534.htm

This happened to my grandparents once - goddamn thing crashed through the windshield and landed right between them.

But it apparently made for a very tasty dinner later. :D

police suspect fowlplay

Well done! :clap:

Turkey buzzards can cause some damage as well. If only they had enough sense to drag the dead meat off the road

And in related news..WKRP in Cinncinnati claims they thought turkeys could fly....

Gobble Gobble Gobble

I'll do my part to save mankind by adorning myself in a 3D camoflage cape and stuffing a broadhead through the neck of one of these tofurkeys in April.

I hate it when Wild Turkeys interfere with my ability to drive..



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You hunt turkey with a bow?

I've only time I ever saw anyone hunt turkey with a bow was on Ted Nugent video.

It's hard enough hunting them bastards with a shotgun more or less getting a neck shot with a bow! Then again I would be pumped up and have the jitters to much to bow hunt ANYTHING!

Thread worthless without pics.

It never interferes with mine...:shrug:

I'm debating about buying into the newest turkey by bow fad....

Gobbler Guillotine

4" expanding blades on the broadhead....decapitate the bird-beasts.

Maybe the next generation SUV's will have these installed.....