If I'd known Joe Morgan was going to be in Memphis...
 

I'd have gone down to AZP with a basket of assorted fruits and aimed at his head.

i will buy you the fruits. I cant stand his ass. Worst announcer ever.

Why is Wainwright pitching? Isn't he supposed to start Tuesday?

TORII HUNTER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

So Taguchi is the only Cardinal I like.

Memphis downtown is nice to visit but you guys have a serious hobo problem down there.

Tell me about it, I live downtown. I need to get back to KC!

Feel sorry for you, from the rib joint next to Peabody to Beale Street we got hit up by at least 10 hobos asking for money.

#57: Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes (while there were children hoboes, Reynaldo took this when he was 45; prior to this, he was known as...[See #58])

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#58: Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father

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