Funny Bumper stickers spotted today...
 

This trashed out van (that belonged down by the river)

On one back window:

FRODO FAILED
Bush has the ring

On the other back window:

LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT?
Check under my tires

Of coarse it also had a big #3 on one side and #8 on the other, affirming his alabama heritage.

DT

I love the cat one.

I've never been one for bumper stickers, but I have this neighbor that has one with a smiling bunny on it that says "have a great day you worthless turd" on it. Cracks me up every time I see it.

I saw a good one a few days ago.

I'm tailgating this guy for five or six miles when I see his bumper sticker says "Visualize Whirled Peas."

I thought it was clever, so I swung around him to give him a thumbs up. Just as we're parallel, he empties both barrels of a sawed off shotgun into the passenger window, striking my brother in the face, killing him instantly.

I LOL'D.

He probably took of his old one: Keep Honking I'm Re-Loading

There ya go QuiKSstoner; mystery solved.

BTW dtebbe here is the correct specs for your sig.

That will be $1000000000000000000000000000000000000.00 :D

"Support the Right to Arm Bears" has always been a favorite. My Sis got for my Dad's yellow 71 Bug: "Don't Honk! I'm pedaling as fast as I can!"

as much as I hate bumper stickers this one caught me as funny as hell:

GAS, GRASS, AND ASS
The Are No Free Rides!

There is an S-10 pickup running around town that is lowered to the max. The bumper sticker says "No Fat Girls".

I have to admit that the Bush / Frodo one is funny. :)

I have these two on my car: ANKH IF YOU LOVE ISIS .... and .... ISIS! ISIS! RA! RA! RA!




I saw this one when I moved to the area: Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.