You all are weak and I'm a loser
 

I'm a loser because I'm on the internet on a Friday night at 12:50am.


You all are weak because you are not here to keep me company.




Losers.

:loser:

Guess I will have to join ya in loser status on a Friday night.

Losers UNITE!

Actually, I just got home. I'm on here for a couple of minutes, then I figure I'll go nail the wife and get some sleep, for tomorrow, its Cards/Cubs at Wrigley. :thumb:

Damn. I wish the wife were awake. Maybe I can wake her up.


Do women respond well to being woken up for sex? I've only tried a couple times. 50/50 response on it.

I'm gonna go pull some Boston Butts off the smoker and put on some ribs to smoke while I sleep. See you losers tomorrow.

Can someone send this loser some ribs?

I am raping Getty images' server.

I assume that if she's already asleep on a Friday night, you're probably shit out of luck.

Damn. I was afraid that was the answer.

Go turn on the lights in the bedroom and loudly demand a blowjob. Report back later with the results. We'll wait.

:evil:

Thanks for that!!! I have to think about that food until 6:45am.

Man. That didn't turn out well at all. I even said "I'll even take just a handjob."

You know that look you get when you've crossed the line - well, I got it.

Good news: Handjobs will be forthcoming in your future.

Bad news: They'll be self-administered. ROFL