I've received an offer to...
 

Should I accept?

If you want a Drunk and an STD go for it.

What kind of medical insurance do you have?

Is taking a shower with them before doing the nasty an option?

Aren't you already employed by Athan?

i've seen pics. It may be your only time

Are you getting $500....or spending $500?

It might make your pickle sour, a dill pickle ?

So whatever turns your crank, enjoy, spare us the gross details.

Are they all relatives?

Come on, there are tons of guys out there who would swallow their pride and give him a pity shag.

Apparently the person offering wishes to pool our cash to form a $1000 "slamming and skanking" fund.

are there not female starwars geeks
that would gladly accept your nut
after letting you win a lightsaber fight

Not intended as an insult, but why is it I always feel like I'm reading some kind of crappy poetry when I see your posts?

I have to keep it short
no long winded crap
+pisses people off

So you don't actually have a qualified offer from actual females? This is more like you & Han going out for a night on the town? Just wondering...it will influence my vote.

It's why I have the dude on iggy 90% of the time.