3 year old, prince albert
 

Guys,

My three year old wants to get a prince albert. Should I let him?

This begs the obvious question...

...do you have Prince Albert in a can???

ba da da

Go for it.

In all seriousness, I can't wait until all of these kids who have gauged their ears turn 30 and are walking around with floppy earlobes like a bunch of white masai yuppies.

Yeah, seems he's got his eye on this older nine year old girl from Cali.

lolz

Yeah, that's gonna be brutal.

I've got two piercings in my left ear (dont wear ear rings anymore)... and a tatoo on a shoulder, but nothing that's so obvious and and "out there" as that.

That's some serious commitment.

What about the lizard guy or tiger guy seen on discovery and other programs. Don't know if you know what i am talking about. Guy tattooed himself all over to look like a lizard. Had his teeth cut to a point, his tongue split into a fork tongue, implants of somesort where his eyebrows are that look like small ball bearings.

the tiger guy is all decked out too. even had some whisker implants.

That'll look pretty when the skin starts saggin.

Where I teach, there's a kid who works pretty seriously in broadcast. He's the anchor for our student produced show, and he might actually have a future in it. This year, though, the idiot gauged his ears. Oh yeah! A television station is going to take you on, bub! I mean, if you're wanting to go work for MTV or something, that's great, but chances are you'll be taking some other jobs prior to that.

Heh. Yeah. I know who you mean:
http://www.dfwexposed.com/images/par...%20Man%204.jpg

sure as hell wouldn't let him do my taxes.

I had both my ears gauged to 0 gauge. Took em out for a while and they shrunk right back to normal. You couldn't even tell I had them that big. I wear a 10 gauge in em now. In a few years I'll take em out and let em close for good. I suppose you are talking about 00 gauge or bigger.

That depends, is his dick bigger than yours?

Why are you so interested in my junk Mr. Saget? I'm starting to suspect your a doodie chaser.