The Official I'M SICK OF SUMMER Thread
 

Here's a rant.

I wish heat and humidity were a person.

Someone that I could abduct, trap in my basement and slowly fucking torture to death. And I'm not talking a mild blowtorch and thumbscrews type of torture - I'm talking a Kevin Spacey from Seven type of torture - something that would take weeks or months, even years. Something that would be marveled over later.

Enough with this crap. On a day where it was vile and miserable anyway, right at 5:00, it pours fucking rain, but only for a few minutes; not long enough to affect the temperature, but just long enough to raise the humidity levels to about 10,000%. Thirsty? Just open your mouth and breathe, and hope you don't drown. So then I walk the mile to the train station in this soupy, miserable shit. Well, that's over, I think. WRONG. Now the fucking air conditioning goes out on the train right as we're leaving the goddamn station, for the second fucking day in a row. There's another sonofabitch I'd like to go Spacey on - the dick in charge of making sure the air conditioning works - probably some lazy rat bastard drinking a cup of coffee in a nice cool office somewhere. What a lovely 45 minute train ride to enjoy after I was already rolling fucking sweat.

If I could get a paying job in fucking Antarctica, I'd take it. I hate the midwest, I hate summer, I hate the heat and I REALLY hate the fucking humidity.

COME ON WINTER HURRY UP AND fuckING GET HERE

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

That is all.

I hate big weather.

Don't you know that George W Bush controls the weather?

Come January, you will be saying the exact opposite.

I am looking forward to October. The best month of the year...

No, I won't. I just remember days like this. Cold I can deal with - put on a goddamn coat you're good to go. This crap... all you can do is suffer.

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I'm tired of being f'n hot, I'm tired sweating my balls off, and I'm tired of the busy season at work.

Winter can't get here quick enough.

I enjoy laying out at the pool or going to the beach, the warmth of the sun, getting a tan and looking at all the hotties in bikinis :D

**** Winter

So basically fat people hate summer and skinny people hate winter.

Frazod, I feel you. It is miserable here in South Florida since May, with rather sporadic rain which is unusual for this area.

Do not come here during the summer, I sometimes feel like taking my AK47 and going balistic during these hot days and crazy "back-to-school" traffic.

I totally hate the ****ng winters up here, are you kidding me? I love the summers, but the humidity does get a little out of hand.
Sorry about your miserable train ride though Tim. Have you ever considered taking a job out here in berbs?

There is no winter here.

Miserable??? It's been party time!! The beach is hoppin and the ladies clothes are droppin. The beer is flowing and their boobs are growing (or perceived to be).

The only good thing about the end of summer is the start of football!

True...but it's not the same as summer.

I'd be stoked if it could be fall year-round......

60 during the day, 40's at night......

Perfect.