Dear Clark Hunt...
 

Dear Mr. Clark Hunt,

I wanted to connect with you to let you know that I am available for the position of Kansas City Chiefs General Manager and President.

Now, I haven't played football since my high school senior year, but I did play once a couple years ago at Raytown south with some fellow ChiefsPlaneteers.

We all know that Carl is and idiot, so I will be forwarding my resume over to the front office.

If you don't find that I am qualified enough, I understand, but I would also like you to consider any other posters here at Chiefsplanet for the job, for they could all certainly do a better job than King Carl.

Here is to a successful 2008, with King Ari Chi3fs as GM.

Successfully,

King Ari Chi3fs
Future General Manager and President of the Kansas City Chiefs

P.S. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, as well.

btw, I think Monty would be a great director of personnel. His credentials speak for them self.

Don't forget the fact that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. That should tilt the decision in your favor. :)

Dear diary, I want my direct tv.

That commercial cracks me up.