How Often Do You Masturbate?
 

I was discussing this topic with my neighbor while our kids were playing today, and she said, "Errr, not very often." I said, "that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month." That seems about right for happily married folk.

But, what about you?

Discuss.

Never, i have a gf

One time when I was like 15 I think I jerked off six times in one day. Chafed the hell out of myself, though.

All day, every day.

Having a girlfriend = not masturbating?

Discussing monkey spanking with a female nieghbor? Sounds like someone is less than satisfied with the daily grind and wants an extra-marital doink.

BTW, I've always been faithful to my wife, and I've been deployed for at least six months at a whack six times since we've been married. I may need elbow replacement surgery.

sex or masterbation hmmm....

Not at all. She brought it up, in a playful way. I just closed it.

Isn't that kind of hitting on a woman? I bet she was taken aback.

Well, they aren't always around.

define masturbation
If I thrust and hump two pillows
is that masturbation

Donger=swinger tear it up Donger hehe

As for myself, less than you might imagine.

ROFL

How often do your neighbors seek restraining orders with a radius that means you can't use half of your living room?