Big Pink Storm of Death Headed For Topeka/Kansas City...
 

Katie Horner must be foaming at the mouth over this one... By the end of the night she'll be screaming that we should euthanize our pets and pray to the Lord for a swift death....

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Be careful tonight folks!

ROFL --- don't forget to wear those helmets!

That woman is irritating. I watched her spend and hour one day talking about the wind speeds of the front of a storn compared to the back and it was well, well south of us.

Yeah, I had to cancel my team's first basketball practice. Went up to the Walgreen's and Price Chopper in Fleming Place about an hour or so ago. It was madness. Never seen that parking lot so full.

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Katie Horner said that the lakes will look like this tomorrow.

Katie hornier: My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, or in reputation points you want me on screen . You need me on that screen, We use words like, winter storm advisory, flash flood watch, tornado warning ...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending somethingYou use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very saftey I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a dopler radar and stand at the green screen. either way I don't give a damn what you think

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She also said that Shawnee Mission Parkway will resemble this.

I would still have sexual relations with her. I bet she is a squeeler.

:LOL: at Demonpenz.

I crossed paths with her once at the Plaza Barnes and Noble in the checkout.

I told her I was a huge fan! She grinned....then I told her it was because "Chicken Little" was always my favorite book as a child.

For some reason she got huffy and didn't want to talk anymore. At least a couple other folks in line got a nice laugh out of it.

LMAO

We just got back from Dillons, they ran out of gas and the carts were backed up all the way to the dairy aisle.

I needed fuggin cat food and had to go to the store. You would think we are on the eve of Armageddon. I bet it barely sleets.

That's the thing, it will rain - but it will all turn in to ice overnight.

Gov. Sebelius just declared state of emergency for the entire state.

What's with the random white spot west of Wichita?

...and yet the governor has yet to declare a state of emergency for the Chiefs?!??!!

What's up wit' dat??