An Alternative Christmas Story
 

Upon this day was born the product of an alien lifeform that had artificially inseminated a virgin woman. The birth was by Caesaran section and thus the earths first virgin birth.

Lo mankind considered it a miracle and did put the child through tests and tribulations and the child being of an alien lifeform had great powers of healing.

The Romans considered this lifeform a threat and decided he should die at the cross, the punishment of the day for heretics and threats.

The lifeforms creator saw the injustice and came back to earth and raised their spawn to return to his like kind where he would be appreciated and not denigrated.

And there you have the alternative Christmas story.

Just a thought.

I just had some fried pickles and ranch dressin' mmmmmm good.

I bought $150 worth of books, CD's and DVD's at Borders today. It all fit in one small bag.

Just another alternative Christmas story.

Lay off the shrooms dude.

fried pickles are good

Perhaps the aliens brought us shrooms as well? :shrug:

Waffle farts stink

Really?