What Is The Worst Thing You've Ever Done
 

to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

How about you? Please do share.

Thanks.

I can't top that one.

It's actually rather benign, but she claims to have a "bad heart," so I'll have my fingers crossed.

Explained to her that Bob Dole played by her rules when he was in HER home, so she could stay in a ****ing hotel if she didn't feel compelled to return the courtesy.

So she stayed in a hotel.

Donger, do you rent your services out for harpy M-I-L's?

Where's the fun in that?

No.

Is your Mother in Law a Bronco fan?

The fun was in being able to get home from work at 1am and not be awakened by some rude bitch who crawled out of bed at 5am on Saturday morning and sang at the top of her ****ing lungs for 2 hours.

You'd probably have to ask her. I've always been pretty respectful, I believe.

I despised my last MIL but still treated her with respect.

What (and why) did she sing?

I must have had the only M-I-L that would be considered the best M-I-L that anyone could have.

I've heard quite a few of the horror stories of other M-I-L's and some of them sound pretty bad.

Hope you get the inheritance that you want from the harpy one.

I married her daughter.


I'm lucky, my inlaws are good folks.

Bob Dole doesn't remember any specific tunes. She was just one of those annoyingly cheerful morning people who arose at 5am and thought anyone who didn't was a lazy piece of shit. Which completely ignored tha fact that the lazy piece of shit paid for the house she was invading and was working well after she was drooling on the guest pillows.

the worst thing I ever done was just being alive,woman hated me and most every other man in this world as well.