Monkey accidently boiled alive at research facility..
 

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http://www.kirotv.com/news/15189249/...s=sea&psp=news

I wanted to make a joke, but after reading the story, I'm more horrified than anything. It makes me think about the auschwitz nightmares that I used to have of what it would be like to be baked alive in an oven.

About as much fun as a barrel full of monkeys.

monkey stew ?

No offense, Mr. Joe Seahawk, but I could have gone all day without knowing about a boiled alive monkey.

It's going to take a lot of Glade to get that smell out.

FAX

They should add potatoes and Carrots, a can of Beef broth and maybe half a sweet onion, and dump it all in the crock pot for 4hrs on medium.

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Hey hey we're the monkees, and people say we monkey around...

Monkey See Monkey Do

monkey meat
sounds gay

This is no time to monkey around!

TTIWWP

Completely unrelated to this thread, but would anyone like to buy a monkey? One has just been price-reduced since he tends to sleep a lot.

It happens.

That monkey wouldn't voom if you put four million volts through it!