Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
 

Official Opening Day Baseball Quote Thread!!!!

so which promising player from the farm team Royals will get traded this year?

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

This is a Chiefs board, stop talking baseball.

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Harry: That's all we got? One goddamn hit?

Assistant: You can't say godddamn on the radio!

Harry: Doesn't matter, no one is listening anyway.

Nice Velocity.

Dynamite drop in, Monte! Those broadcasting classes are really paying off!

This guy threw at his own son in a father-son game.

George got the shit booed outta him.

Harry: Monty, anything to add?

Monty: Ummm... no.

Harry: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!

George Brett?

"I said, `How do you get these things?'" Brett said. "He said, `There's a lot of different ways you can get it. Have you been under any stress this year?' It was like, `Yeah, I've had a lot of stress.' Me and Mickey kind of looked at each other and started giggling.

"Then he asked me about my diet, and I said, `Well, I'm 27 years old and single. What's that tell you? I like Mexican food. I like margaritas and I like beer and cheeseburgers.' He said, `Well, it could be a combination of both -- stress and diet.' I said, `Well, I'm a perfect candidate for that then.'"

Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!