Dear Budweiser,
 

Your Limey commercials are the worst thing ever. Seriously.

you think the commercials are bad you should try the beer

The price is ****ing climbing as well.

You premium paying b@st@rds might not notice but when this $3it trickles down to my Natty Light I get a blip on the radar...

I don't have a problem with Budweiser besides its lack of beer flavor.

Budweiser is exclusively sponsoring Sports Center, thus all of the Limey crap. Unreal.

Miller High Life.

Good beer and commercials.

especially if you like stomach cramps and diarrhea the next day

quit drinking the champagne of beers after i was old enough to drink

What kind of manly man can't handle the High Life?

I don't think any beer has ever given me stomach cramps...I might have had softer sh*t than usual after pounding Natty all night, but no diarrhea either.

"I am become Mithridates, the destroyer of public toilets..."

funny that you said "Natty Light" and "trickle"

I can dig the high life, but I am no beer snob either.