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Count Alex's Losses 05-04-2008 07:53 PM

*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread
 
All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.

DaFace 05-04-2008 07:55 PM

Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?

smittysbar 05-04-2008 07:55 PM

The only true advise you could give, would be on masturbation

Bill Parcells 05-04-2008 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 4734197)
Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?

4 asterisks on each side, n00b.

Bill Parcells 05-04-2008 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4734195)
All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.

What happened to your signature ''Chiefsplanet Interviews Thread''? why did you quit doing those?

rad 05-04-2008 07:57 PM

You must be high.

milkman 05-04-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 4734198)
The only true advise you could give, would be on masturbation

Not really.

Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?

smittysbar 05-04-2008 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 4734203)
Not really.

Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?

ROFL Classic

Adept Havelock 05-04-2008 08:06 PM

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Not unlike marlboro chief doing a thread on racial sensitivity, TJ and BEP on the postives of Karl Marx, or recxjake on the virtues of Toyota.

And likely, far less enlightening.

Count Alex's Losses 05-04-2008 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 4734198)
The only true advise you could give, would be on masturbation

Have you tried the European grip?

Also, "stranger" is a fun game. Sit in your hand of choice until it becomes numb. Proceed.

blueballs 05-04-2008 08:54 PM

my sheep doll
is starting smell really funky

Gracie Dean 05-04-2008 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4734195)
All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.

you are a sick jerk who gets kicked off of other boards so you come crawling back and think you are all that? YOu need to get out and have a real life you ahole

stlchiefs 05-04-2008 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by noswad (Post 4734310)
you are a sick jerk who gets kicked off of other boards so you come crawling back and think you are all that? YOu need to get out and have a real life you ahole

Goatse told your man to try sticking it in your butt when you rolled over didn't he? :shake: That one never goes over well.

Sure-Oz 05-04-2008 09:52 PM

Official how not to get laid thread

Demonpenz 05-04-2008 09:54 PM

the best advice is not to take advice


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