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kstater 05-09-2008 06:35 PM

Doin it like rabbits
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
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"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

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On the Net:

Duggar family Web site: http://www.duggarfamily.com

Adept Havelock 05-09-2008 06:37 PM

18?

http://b.imagehost.org/0755/clowncar.jpg

Hammock Parties 05-09-2008 06:38 PM

Probably Catholic.

kstater 05-09-2008 06:40 PM

Geez, you only need one to prove it works.

L.A. Chieffan 05-09-2008 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 4743614)

Yeah that picture is missing like 4 kids

L.A. Chieffan 05-09-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4743615)
Probably Catholic.

They're not. They're evangelical or some shit and the Dad is the Pastor. Shocker. My wife watches their stupid ass show sometimes

Rain Man 05-09-2008 06:56 PM

Apparently it really is a clown car.

FAX 05-09-2008 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 4743623)
They're not. They're evangelical or some shit and the Dad is the Pastor. Shocker. My wife watches their stupid ass show sometimes

It takes all kinds, Mr. L.A.Chieffan.

She just decided to have one of each.

FAX

el borracho 05-09-2008 07:01 PM

I always wondered what life must be like in Tontito-town.

Groves 05-09-2008 07:01 PM

I say go for it.

FAX 05-09-2008 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 4743647)
I always wondered what life must be like in Tontito-town.

And now we know ...

For my part (and this is difficult to state in any sort of tasteful way), I can't resist wondering what kind of general condition this poor lady's tontito is in by this point.

FAX

DeezNutz 05-09-2008 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4743652)
And now we know ...

For my part (and this is difficult to state in any sort of tasteful way), I can't resist wondering what kind of general condition this poor lady's tontito is in by this point.

FAX

Like a penny in a coffee can, Mr. Fax.

Nightfyre 05-09-2008 08:04 PM

Think he has to whack off into the cavity at this point?

Chiefmanwillcatch 05-09-2008 09:25 PM

I bet they ask for government aid some day down the line.

religious freaks.

Joie 05-09-2008 09:31 PM

Why? Seriously....WHY?? You know none of their children gets adequate parental attention. I'll admit I've always wanted a big family, you know, 3 or 4 kids but damn. There comes a time when the tubes need to be tied.


Oh, and I hear there are several options of contraception so that parents don't have to use the group discount to take their kids to Chuck E Cheese.


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