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The Rick 05-29-2008 01:21 PM
Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Daddy
 
...not in the way you might think though! LMAO

Quote:
Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Woman by Artificial Insemination

NEW YORK — Clay Aiken is reportedly going to be a father.

The mother is Aiken's 40-something best friend Jaymes Foster — a record producer whose L.A. home he stays at when he is in town, TMZ.com reported.

Due in late August, Foster divorced a few years back and does not have kids, the Web site reported. She has produced several of the 29-year-old "American Idol" star's CDs.

Foster was artificially inseminated, but Clay will reportedly play an active role in raising the child, according to TMZ.com.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360041,00.html

Reerun_KC 05-29-2008 01:22 PM
WTF? That is some funny chit right there!

Baby Lee 05-29-2008 01:24 PM
I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.

StcChief 05-29-2008 01:25 PM
Turkey bastors do it better right Clay

Deberg_1990 05-29-2008 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 4773584)
I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.
Wow, a little late to the party arnt ya??

Reerun_KC 05-29-2008 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 4773584)
I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.
Always the last to show up huh?

BIG_DADDY 05-29-2008 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 4773584)
I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.
LMAO

crazycoffey 05-29-2008 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 4773584)
I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.

NTTAWWT

Frankie 05-29-2008 02:15 PM
Meh, even Michael Jackson is "a father."

Demonpenz 05-29-2008 02:49 PM
Couldn't the girl just put on a fake goatee or something? Probably save some money

Deberg_1990 05-29-2008 02:51 PM
Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??

Joie 05-29-2008 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Rick (Post 4773576)
...not in the way you might think though! LMAO

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360041,00.html

This is misleading. I clicked on the thread thinking you were going to tell me he'd had sex with a woman. The artificial insemination is much more plausible.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2008 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4773773)
Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??
I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.

Skip Towne 05-29-2008 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4773823)
I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.
It terrifies us all.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2008 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4773831)
It terrifies us all.
Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.


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