I just discovered that you can't pee and sneeze at teh same time.
 

So, if anyone is doing any science experiments or doing any marketing research.

you can add this to your data.

Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...

You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you can piss with your eyes open or closed.

:hmmm:

Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.

My gift to the Science of Urination is that there is some value that increases the degree of movement from your body as a whole to the general pubic area exponentially. Damned if I don't know the actual number.

I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out

What happened? Did you cough after you wiped but before you let go of the toilet paper?

It's because your brain knows, you might blow your asshole out. It says..."stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now"

Not a poop thread but it gets honorable mention.

I try to avoid starting pissing if I feel a sneeze coming. Sometimes it comes quickly though. And yes, it's impossible. Sneezing is really quite a violent act.

If your body allowed you to sneeze and piss with your eyes open you would probably get piss in your eye.

Why aren't you wearing you're tampon ?

It, basically, puts a kink in your hose as evidenced by flow surge upon completion of sneeze or cough. Results: urine on front of toilet tank.

I coughed once while trying to let go of a large log and it almost felt like I blew my colon out with it! Damn was that painful :doh!:

Can u sneeze and cum at the same time ???