Beer Heaven
 

That Miller Lite commercial is lame. I can only imagine men everywhere are saying to themselves, “That’s not even close to my idea of Beer Heaven!” So, what is your idea of Beer Heaven?

Mine:

An enormous low-lit tavern with high ceilings and private booths nestled on the beach with a patio deck. There is always a star-filled night sky with a full moon and shooting stars. The weather is always perfect and the sand feels like crystals between your toes.

The bar will have the following:
- State-of-the art TVs showing every football game and sporting event to my liking.
- A roomy poolroom with solid oak pool tables and cues that never break.
- A jukebox loaded with all of my favorite music.
- High back stools with leather seats.
- Fresh seafood and KC style BBQ
- A live stage hosting my favorite bands. Remember, this is Heaven, so one night it may be Jimi Hendrix, another night it may be The Doors, and other night, it may be the Beatles or Pink Floyd- you get the idea. It’s Beer Heaven dammit.

Beer, of course, would be free, and it wouldn’t be that Miller Lite crap- it would be some of the richest brews brewed up by a world renowned brew master.

The only men allowed are my closest buddies. And, of course, the tavern is filled with some of the most beautiful and engaging women in the world.

There’s a private bathroom, a private hot-tub, and a private bedroom. Hey, it’s beer heaven! I’d never leave!

And lastly, there’s no such thing as a hang-over in Beer Heaven. Drink up!

I don't know. Everything seems acceptable in the commercial except that they presume Miller Light - or, rather, any Miller product - would be the beer featured in beer heaven. No chance in hell.

Beer heaven?

My own personal iced down keg(brand is irrelevant) and a catheter.
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Beer Heaven? A liver that never fails... A gut that doesn't form...

any place with lots of hot chicks to look at is pretty good

I'll 2nd that. and ample quality cigars for the women to light.

Put that crap on her back. All those taps and kegs are blocking access to her "goodies".

That would make keg stands real fun :thumb:

japanese "5 minute room", with beer

OK, but then what would you do with the remaining four and a half minutes?

I beg to differ on the whole Miller Lite issue.

Damn fine product.

Suicide bomber?

I like her. She seems like the type of girl who makes certain your beer comes with some head.

FAX

LMAO