To Recap
 

The following is a public service message brought to you by the letter, "D".

"To" is a preposition which begins a prepositional phrase or an infinitive. "To suck at grammar."

"Too" is an adverb meaning 'excessively' or 'also'. "He sucks at grammar, too."

"Two" is a number. "Two bees or not two bees. Who's counting?"

That concludes today's lesson. Let that be a lesson to you and you know who you are. And, if you don't, ask Mr. Skip Towne. He will tell you.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

Maybe you could do one on their/they're/there and punctuation while you're at it.

Baby steps, Mr. Nightfyre. Baby steps.

FAX

How the the letter "D" get sucked into this? What did it ever do to be linked with the to/too/two (tutu?) family?

Stands for "dumbass" which is an appropriate term for people with this grammatical affliction?

Of all possible letters, this one seemed the most appropriate under the circumstances, Mr. Hydrae. For, as we are all aware, "D" is the very first letter in the word, "Dumbass".

FAX

Exactly so.

FAX

This is all fine and good, Fax.

But what I'd like to know is the price of a vowel.

I'm in the middle of a huge career change, and funds are a tad tight.

Dinny

LMAO I doubt it.

Glad someone finally thought too do this!

Vowels are currently going pretty cheap, Mr. Dinny Blues. Except for the "A"s, obviously. They're in high demand these days.

FAX

I vote for sticky.

Sticky has indicated that, if nominated, he will not accept and, if elected, he will not serve. That makes Gooey the front-runner followed closely by Gummy, Viscid, and Mucilaginous.

FAX

Hmmm...I see your verbal is as high as mine.

Vini Vidi Viscosity.

I came I saw I oozed on out.

Dinny