Hamas gets jumped
 

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.

Whaaa? Some girl walks into a restroom and asks, "What am I?"

I'm guessing there's more to the story.

I got jumped once when I was riding my moped home. They walked out to the middle of the intersection, it was like 2 A.M., I tried going right by but they just grabed me and told me to give them the moped.. I told them to **** off and got punched in the face, then some dude came outside and yelled Hey! and they took off running. They were older than me too, basterds.

Just be lucky she didn't stab you.



Or cut your head off.

So you got your ass kicked, because of some drunk bitch with self image issues, nice!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

No, that's the whole story, other than the fact that her boyfriend was trying to protect her and I told her that I'd kill him and put her in an internment camp in a straight up brawl.

HA!

You're me 10 years ago.

I would've said, "Some chick that likes to watch a guy piss?"

:shrug:

Actually, I didn't, I got pushed into a car by a bunch of bouncers who are like "it isn't worth it..."

Were they, like... ninjas? Did they pull some of that crazy martial arts stuff?

And hey, Happy birthday, by the way.

It's bullshit that someone starts a fight and then won't finish it because they're a fuckung coward.

BTW...Happy Birthday!

Oh, and that chick who walked into the bathroom was my birthday gift for you.

Way to ***** it up. Now, I'm out fifty bucks.

:D

If you wanna throw a beer in my face...fine, but do it because you have some philosophical disagreement with me, not because you ask what race are you and I tell you a chinawoman.

Is oriental somehow incorrect? Should I have used slope or zipperhead? Those are all disgusting terms.


Funny how some rat c*nt who starts a fight can't see it through because they are expecting someone to pick up the slack for them.

Actually, I shouldn't take full credit for it. All of us at Chiefsplanet ponied up the money for that girl to make your birthday special.