Turk McBride attempts to be a hero
 

In an interesting side note, Turk McBride actually met a hit man today to get a contract for the life of Carl Peterson. Unfortunately, he attempted to pay the first 50% with Monopoly money, and he was brutalized for wasting the assassin's time. That's what really happened to his spleen.

So there's the real story. This has caused a lot of tension, but hopefully it will blow over after he takes Carl on a romantic cruise this offseason.

:spock:

ROFL

actually, he attempted to get into med school like his nom de plume, turkleton. alas, he was horrible with a scalpel and doesn't know zach braff.

I'll bet Dustin Colquitt would take a bullet for Carl and Herm.

Surely this is funny to somebody.

I'm pretty sure kcnut would have posted an r o f l smiley by now but he must have fallen out of his chair laughing.