oh shit
 

i just smoked some of the best weed ever. im really ****ing high.

bless jesus

ps thigpenmania

sorry this is not a poop thread.

im a douche

Maybe I should add a "weed" prefix. ;)

Joey, what was it called?

You won't get any argument from me.

Something this dude i know grew with his shrooms.

What color is it?

I hate Barack Obama.

Dude I'm so High. Let's play with my dad's handgun

yeah but im at work so it's a problem.

He hates you too.

The Waffle House has the internet?

Assuming that what you say is in fact true....the question has to be....what did you pay for it?

I bet he smokes bud though.

I haven't been high at work in over a year, I would never do it at this job...

I did it every day at my last job, and coincidentally, I have the same job as my last job, its just way more professional...

Went to a party about 2 months ago w/ a bunch of coworkers and everyone told me they thought I came in high every day, because my eyes were usually red and i acted like a stoner....they were wrong but I couldn't convince them.