So I'm watching the local Seattle news and hear about the next 2 Darwin award winners
 

Over the last few weeks there have been an increasing number of thefts down at the Seattle Marina. The thieves apparently struck again a night or two ago. Seattle police arrived on the scene and found 2 sets of footprints in the snow that led them back to a house. They got a search warrant and a couple of geniouses are in jail. They should probably re evaluate their career choices.

How'd they catch them?

They were T-Rex footprints. There are only so many Tyrannosaurs alive today, especially in the Seattle area.

Cereal?

Well, now you know at least two people that voted for Gregoire.

Rep for any negative publicity for that twunt.

Whenever possible. :)

She's going to wipe Anacortes off the map when she cancels the BC ferry next year. Board it up, and move em all to the big city.

Free Willy immediately popped into my head after reading the first two lines. Dunno why.

One of my coworkers stated "Gregoire is probably the best governor Washington has ever had." I almost shot her.

With a giant over-sized net,of course.

Something's seems fishy about all of this.

I don't really like her that much, but I'd rather be kicked in the nuts then have voted for Rossi.

Don't be stupid... it's the Pacific northwest for cryin out loud.

They were Bigfoot footprints.