Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html


ROFLROFL What kind of wussy gets mauled by a poodle. Laughing so hard I'm about to pee myself.



Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.

"If you only knew! I had a dramatic day yesterday," she told VSD magazine. "Sumo bit my husband!"

Mrs. Chirac, 74, did not reveal where the former president was bitten, but said, "the dog went for him for no apparent reason."

"We were aware the animal was unpredictable and is being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly but he is certain to make a full recovery in weeks."

Chirac was taken to a hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and later sent home.

The 76-year-old was president of France for 12 years until 2007.

How exactly does one get 'mauled' by a poodle?

Now that is change I can believe in. Thanks Obama.

Guess the poodle wasn't willing to accept his surrender. :D

This is why people make fun of France, they think they are a power, but where your former PM has to go to the hospital because of a crazy bitch bite, you are put down in the standings as a power.

Of course. I presume the poodle is white?

You know what's even funnier? Do an image search on Maltese poodle.

vicious looking bastards
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In his defence the dogs white color confused him into thinking the dog was actually giving up, as the French are so well known to do.

Or is it taking bribes, I can't remember which.

Standard Poodles are actually ass kickers, believe it or not.

A Maltese Poodle, on the other hand, doesn't sound too tough...

Raucsh is going to need a trampoline a volley ball net.... and a volley ball canon to spike one home

if big daddy were here...
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France better beware, the British Bulldogs will be coming to take over.

LOL.. ok, if you say so. I would have been practicing 50 yrd field goals with its little azz.

A “maltese poodle” you could, but a regular poodle is about the size of the average yellow lab. Not a big dog, but not small either.