Do you think we could maybe...
 

trade our 3rd overall pick for the Eagles 21st and 28th overall picks?

You need your thread starting privileges revoked.

Why the **** would you do that?

The eagles would never be stupid enough to do it. The Eagles are all about stockpiling solid draft picks. Considering they never do anything in free agency and don't seem to care about the receiver position just look at the depth on the rest of their ball club. Impressive.

Do you think you could make yourself a nice bowl of anti-freeze and Cheerios?

With this year draft, only a team desperate for a certain player would take that deal.