I think my mom is related to Demonpenz
 

My mom is 68. She lives in Ohio and when she visits her boys out here in California she insists on driving.

She drove from Ohio to California in just 3.5 days, and spent only $28 on food the entire time.

Here's the update email she sent when she arrived:

Hello All. here I am in Calif. with Matt and Val and the Kids. Must say quite a trip. Traveled with God, country music and Duck tape. Started with a rattle so checked under my hood saw a lose gadget bought Duck tape Heavy duty weather proof. thought problem was fixed. traveled on more rattling checked again. The new windshield, I had. replaced was losing the rubber seal around the top of the windshield. More Duck tape, So the start of another day and more rattling. what now. checked and my front headlight was lose completely broken tried taping the inside so it won't show no deal so had to tape the outside. With a strong prayer that nothing falls off my car I continue on with the radio on so I could not hear any more rattles. So thank you God and Duck tape. Here I am, Will connect with you all as time passes but will be busy here. Love to all

Duck tape saved my life bro.

does she create really funny "ghetto paints"

LOL actually, we just called that "mom's art" when we were kids.

close, my story would have been Other than the keystone ice, I only spent 28 dollars!

She didn't mention anything about strokin' though.

"Stroking clearence carl don't stroke so fast, if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick up my WHEW i be strokin"

demonpenz playing basketball around some black guys
They start talking about ****ing.

Demonpenz quote :yeah I was stroking this girl one time:

black guys: wait, did you just say strokin'?

When my parents come and visit, I can generally expect to find Circus Peanuts and/or Orange Slices and/or peanut brittle in the car after they arrive. I think they somehow drive through 1958 to get here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pqOBRLICPO...us+peanuts.JPG

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...2050_105926731

http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/brittle-peanut.jpg

forgot worthers originals

I eat those by the bagful. Delicious.

we can't afford that shit in st joe. we get Murthers budderscotch

I love peanut brittle.

Out of the 3 the orange slices are my favorite, they are probably my favorite candy overall. Although I do like those sno-caps you get at blockbuster too.

WAX BOTTLES, MOTHERBITCHES

i worked at blockbuster for awhile i put up snocaps in a rubber band and put a sno cap in yo azz