Caption this pic: Stan van Gundy
 

BUT I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PORN STAR

*Seeing Kobe Bryant wide open at the corner as the ball is being passed to him*

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

WE ARE ORLANDO!!!!!

Does this bib make me look fat?

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NSFW (language)

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I hate having HEMORRHOIDS!!!

If this is what it's gonna take Shaq, get over here.

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It's hard to describe, but its much like a shoreline fog horn, calling in the distance to a ship that can't hear it....except it's whining and bitching because it's a whiny bitch.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Is THIS wide enough Kobe?"

NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!

Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!

'The PHAAAAAAANTOM of the Opera is there, inside your mind."