If you were a mod
 

If I was a mod this place would go to hell in 2 days because I wouldn't monitor threads I didn't care about.

The DC forum would be a fish trap. Once you enter you can not leave it for other Chiefsplanet forums.

Taking the Lord's name in vain would be treated like an racial slur.

That is all.

I'd ban everyone who didn't use proper grammar.

well bye

Toodles.

I'd be a great mod. The fact I haven't handed out a single infraction is proof of my ability to handle a great deal of power responsibly.

If I were a mod...

Every day would be the first day of Spring
Every heart would have a new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring

If I were a mod
Every man would be as free as a bird
Every voice would be a voice to be heard
Take my word, we would treasure each day that occurred

My world would be a beautiful place
Where we would weave such wonderful dreams
My world would wear a smile on its face
Like the man in the moon when the moon beams

If I were a mod
Every man would say the world was his friend
There'd be happiness that no man could end
No my friend, not if I ruled the world

Every head would be held up high
There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky
If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world
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We should have "mod of the month" where a randomly selected user with at least 2 years of service on the Planet gains mod powers. He has unlimited power for a week and only Kyle can check him. Then sit back and watch the fun happen.

There would be some comedy gold throughout that little experience.

If I were a mod I'd rule with an iron fist for 6 years and then quit to go to a much crappier place.

That douchebag, Raised on Riots, would be gone for sure.

I wish. You would be a model.........

:)

I once attempted to become a mod. It was a lifelong goal for me. I even started a poll and the vast majority of peeps voted in the affirmative. Sadly, the voice of the peeps was ignored by the powers and I had to give up on my dream.

But that's okay. Because now I want to be a Headless Ghost Biker.

If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker

If I Were A Headless Ghost Biker, I'd cruise down the highways at night.
I'd run over all the hitchhikers and cut off their peckers for spite.
I'd scare ladies in their suburbans. And tailgate them just to cause fear,
So that those ladies would pee in their pants when they caught sight of me in their mirror.

I'd howl like a banshee whose nuts have been cracked. Except that I don't have a head.
So I'd use one of those party noise maker things that you purchase at Walmart instead.
And the police would search for me everywhere - but it would be a fruitless endeavor
'Cause the cops could never identify me on account of my noodle's been severed.

Oh, the fun I would have causing havoc and terror and mayhem, confusion, and pain.
As women would faint and big grown men would weep at this modern day Ichabod Crane!
But then one day while I was out scaring kids, I'd find my head; rotted and gnarley
And I'd pick it up and go to the ER just as fast as I could on my Harley!

That's when I would ask them to sew it back on - so I could be, once more, complete
And if they refused I would poke out their eyes and chop off their fingers and feet.
Then when my head was back where it belonged, I'd check to see if it was right.
And then I'd find out that they'd put it on backwards "Oh no! I now have reverse sight!"

And then I'd have to give up my life's work and all of my fun just because
Wherever I'd go, I would not see before me, I would only see where I was.

FAX

If I were a mod, all the pussy would belong to me.

All of it.

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