tasteless MJ Jokes
 

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

Tastless? maybe. Bad? definitely.
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Another one:

McDonalds has released the McJackson burger,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Farah Fawcett dies and at heavens door God grants her one wish. After thinking a while she wishes all the children on earth are safe. That was the moment that MJ died.

Its ironic that Farrah Fawcett and MJ died the same day, considering, she blew Majors and he blew Minors.

Q:What did Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Ed always said “Here’s Johnny…” and Michael always said “Where’s Johnny…?”

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little boy blue

Little boy blue, who?

Michael Jackson

What time did Michael Jackson go to bed?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why did Michael Jackson go to Winners?

He heard boys pants were half off

As he was mostly plastic anyway, they're gonna have him melted down and turned into Leggos so little boys can play with HIM now

What did Michael Jackson do at home?

Write legendary songs.

Oh, sorry. That wasn't a joke; it was truthful.

Maybe he wrote them in the park :shrug:

if you really wanted the jokes you could just google them

Only in America can a poor black kid grow up to be a rich white lady