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Hammock Parties 07-07-2009 05:14 PM

World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
 
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

OnTheWarpath15 07-07-2009 05:15 PM

You need to call this broad up.

Would be quite the contrast from your last (first) conquest.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-07-2009 05:16 PM

Get on it boys. This may be the only set of balls your wives will allow near their vaginas.

Hammock Parties 07-07-2009 05:16 PM

In Soviet Russia, vagina ****s YOU!

OnTheWarpath15 07-07-2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5885669)
In Soviet Russia, vagina ****s YOU!

LMAO

"Bob" Dobbs 07-07-2009 05:35 PM

Worthless w/o pics. I think.

Fish 07-07-2009 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 5885722)
Worthless w/o pics. I think.

:shake:

Odds probably aren't too good there....

CrazyPhuD 07-07-2009 05:47 PM

I bet you could beat her.

Oh wait...I thought this was about vagina odor....

Shaid 07-07-2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5885669)
In Soviet Russia, vagina ****s YOU!

ROFL

http://images.jambase.com/fans/Shenny/YakovSmirnoff.jpg

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-07-2009 05:58 PM

That's my kind of woman!

Buzzsaw 07-07-2009 06:11 PM

She's gotta be juicing

Rain Man 07-07-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzsaw (Post 5885815)
She's gotta be juicing


I can't top this.

RJ 07-07-2009 06:50 PM

Vaginal muscles? Exercise balls? Unforgettable pleasure in bed?

Am I the only one who sees a ready made infomercial here?

The Vaginacizer!

You Can Even Do It While Watching TV!!!!

teedubya 07-07-2009 07:01 PM

HAHAH... my grandpa emailed this to me. Awesome.

Otter 07-07-2009 07:02 PM

Russian Woman...there's a shocker.


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