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pr_capone 07-13-2009 08:08 PM

That was odd
 
I choked and coughed so hard that my left nut kind of buzzed

that is all

Demonpenz 07-13-2009 08:09 PM

you've never had to turn your head and cough?

pr_capone 07-13-2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5898859)
you've never had to turn your head and cough?

When I enlisted... it didnt buzz then, it did just now.

Why?

Am I going to die? :eek:

FAX 07-13-2009 08:13 PM

You're a very lucky man, Mr. pr_capone. Many are the souls who have succumbed to a testicough.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts 07-13-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5898873)
You're a very lucky man, Mr. pr_capone. Many are the souls who have succumbed to a testicough.

FAX

I knew a guy that sneezed so hard his right ball burst right through the skin!

DeezNutz 07-13-2009 08:15 PM

Next time, make sure you release when you cough. It's safe to resume when you finish.

RJ 07-13-2009 08:16 PM

Did you have any electrical devices attached to the testicle in question at the time?

Demonpenz 07-13-2009 08:16 PM

I would trust advice from deeznutz on the matter

Demonpenz 07-13-2009 08:17 PM

were you at the gym lifting weights when this happened?

DeezNutz 07-13-2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5898885)
I would trust advice from deeznutz on the matter

I have no expertise with DozeNutz. Not related.

Bwana 07-13-2009 08:21 PM

Were you taking a leak near an electric fence at the time is your "nut buzz?"

FAX 07-13-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5898878)
I knew a guy that sneezed so hard his right ball burst right through the skin!

That's nothing, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. I knew a guy who farted so hard that both his balls burst through his skin and his penis tied itself in a knot and his pubic hair turned gray and his liver exploded.

FAX

Bwana 07-13-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5898907)
That's nothing, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. I knew a guy who farted so hard that both his balls burst through his skin and his penis tied itself in a knot and his pubic hair turned gray and his liver exploded.

FAX

That's what I would call a bad day Mr. FAX.

FAX 07-13-2009 08:28 PM

Yeah ... it was.

FAX

pr_capone 07-13-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5898883)
Did you have any electrical devices attached to the testicle in question at the time?

I did not

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5898886)
were you at the gym lifting weights when this happened?

I had just finished mowing my back yard and had been sitting in front of my computer for about 10 minutes when the buzz occurred.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5898898)
Were you taking a leak near an electric fence at the time is your "nut buzz?"

I was not... had been sitting for a bit but no where near exposed electricity.


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