OFFICIAL Rangers vs Royals weekend series thread
 

Let's get it ON motherhumpers! Tonight your asses are MINE!

Feldman (8-3 3.87) vs Greinke (10-5 2.08)

You may get our asses the next two games, but Greinke is likely to hand you your own.

NO! We OWN the Royals.

Greinke's fastballs are getting ****ed to St. Louis tonight. Ian Kinsler, Nelson Cruz, Hank Blalock....BRING IT ON!!!

Um really? I was at the Rangers/Royals series in Arlington. We were kicking ass then. I am looking for the same tonight with Grienke.

Greinke threw a CG shutout against the Rangers earlier this season.

Besides, balls hit out of Kauffman Stadium wouldn't go towards STL were they extended a long ways, they'd go towards Northwestern MO and the south of Nebraska.

We will hit the balls so hard they will go around the earth.

Kinsler looked like a chump bitch on that at-bat. Nay, he looked like a Royal.

this will be the first broadcast from The K I've seen this season

Greinke walks Michael Young.

FIRST-INNING MELTDOWN?

That's already one more walk than he gave up back in April to the Rangers. Nooooooo!

SIT DOWN

Holy balls. That pitch was like ipecac syrup -- it was vomit inducing. SICK

Son of a bitch!

SAFE YOU ****S

Oh look, Alex is back